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[Jun. 7th, 2012|09:52 pm] |
I love you in the same way there's a chapel in a hospital
One foot in your bedroom and one foot out the door
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| 018. |
[Aug. 14th, 2009|10:01 am] |
I turn twenty in one week.
Exciting? I think so. |
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| 017. |
[Aug. 5th, 2009|05:48 pm] |
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Who needs a roof anyway? My dad made me sleep in a broom shed once. Temporary homelessness? Bring it on! Who needs a bed? |
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| 016. |
[Aug. 2nd, 2009|04:07 pm] |
Why on Earth would anyone want to go to a Ministry-sponsored ball? I'd much rather sit on the couch and drink beer. What fun is going to huge parties if I can't even hit on an Balls are not fun, yes that does have a double-meaning, laugh it off. |
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| 015. |
[Jul. 27th, 2009|08:44 pm] |
I need something to focus on since I can't focus my attention the same way I used to. The crup isn't big enough to take running and he doesn't react well to Muggles, so that's right out. I thought about reading a book but I decided against that. What to do, what to do.
I'm considering investing in a prostitute- for Jack, not me- are magical ones any different than Muggle ones? Not that I have experience with either... |
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| 014. |
[Jul. 23rd, 2009|01:05 pm] |
THANK FUCKING MERLIN
Celebration is in order. Merlin's Beard, tonight. Everyone who got their first choice and everyone who didn't.
Tell me where you're working! |
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| 013. |
[Jul. 21st, 2009|01:32 pm] |
Warded to Miriam Gibbon
I'm sorry? |
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| 012. |
[Jul. 18th, 2009|01:44 am] |
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That's going to sting in the morning. |
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| 011. |
[Jul. 16th, 2009|09:58 pm] |
Party, my flat, tomorrow. Bring booze. Does anyone have a table I can borrow? That would be great. That's Lambeth if you were unaware. Come if you want, don't come if you're going to be a killjoy.
Except you, Kegg, you have to come no matter what. |
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| 010. |
[Jul. 15th, 2009|03:07 pm] |
Warded to 1997 Gryffindor Males
Women are insane. The lot of them. |
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| 009. |
[Jul. 13th, 2009|01:38 pm] |
Well, no time like the present. Time to move in and not live with Sloper's parents any longer. Sounds like a good idea, right? Of course it isn't, because I step in my parents' house and my older brother offers to help. And then does nothing but talk about interviewing techniques with me. I want to grab the nearest Beater Bat and beat him to death.
I don't even have that much stuff to move, I don't want his help.
Why is it that older siblings always assume they know what's best? I hope I don't treat my sister like this, it's dead annoying.
Ulterior motives. Ugh. |
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[Jul. 8th, 2009|12:14 pm] |
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Dead brilliant, last night was. Don't know where I woke up or how I got there but I think that marks a successful night. It's a fucking shame middle-of-the-week pub trips are going to be out of the picture soon. But I guess there will be a fair few parties once people start moving. |
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| 007. |
[Jul. 6th, 2009|03:06 pm] |
Warded to Hoops, Slopes, Harrison
I think we need a man day. Yeah, I said it. We all need to get together and do something manly so I don't convince myself I'm turning into some kind of pussy. I'd say a pick-up game of Quidditch but I wouldn't want to embarrass you blokes. Maybe some heavy drinking and something or another.
Right? Right. Let's do it. |
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| 006. |
[Jul. 4th, 2009|02:22 pm] |
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Good party. Now I'm going to go jog away my shame. |
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[Jul. 2nd, 2009|08:02 am] |
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Some people, really. Can't accept the truth for shit. |
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| 004. |
[Jun. 30th, 2009|01:06 pm] |
OKAY OKAY, put away your pitchforks and torches ladies.
I'm really sorry to everyone who was insulted by my awful awful list. I had too many beers, was in a foul mood and in my defence, Sloper encouraged it even though between the two of us he's supposed to be the responsible one. So while I cannot revoke the content of said list, I am sorry anyone had to see it and some of the examples may have ended up in the wrong place I don't actually know I haven't read back over it yet.
So yeah. Anyone who was insulted, I'll buy you a beer to make up for it. Anyone who wasn't insulted...I'll probably buy you a beer too. Unless your a bloke, then it's just a no go on the booze.
And that's my apology. |
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[Jun. 29th, 2009|10:51 pm] |
So I've got a couple beers in me and Mr. Sloper is bored, so we got to talking about attractiveness.
Cormac McLaggen's Definitive List of Attractiveness (featuring input by J.C. Sloper)
System: Straightforward 1-10. One being the worst, ten being the best. Listen in descending order.
10. Practically Perfect in Every Way. A female who is attractive seemingly without trying, that very very few people can find flaws in.
Examples: Parvati (and Padma, to an extent) Patil. Emese Kovacs because she would kill me in my sleep if I said otherwise. If Blaise Zabini were a woman (which is possible), he may be a 10.
9. Slightly Less Perfect, but still stunning. A female who either puts more effort into looking good, or just doesn't quite make the cut for a 10.
Examples: Alice Chambers, Poppy Prod. Violet Yaxley oh she'll hurt me for that.
8. Good Looking. Very attractive, but closer to average than stunning.
Examples: Pansy Parkinson, the shrew. Tracey Davis. Angelina Johnson. Honoria Greengrass. Lavender Brown.
7. Not Average. Good-looking but with a personality flaw so encompassing it makes them less attractive.
Examples: Daphne Greengrass, Cho Chang, Miriam Gibbon, That Shemale Sloper was rubbing up on the other night, Ginny Weasley. Melinda Bobbin.
6. Cute. Not quite average, but by no means gorgeous.
Examples: Katie Bell. Sally-Anne Perks. Mandy Brocklehurst
5. Average. The everyday girl. Not ugly, not totally cute.
Examples: Hermione Granger.
4. Plain Self-explanatory. A girl no one would look twice at.
Examples: Can't think of any right now too many beers.
3. Unsavory. A girl no one wants to look at twice.
Examples: Marietta Edgecombe, though I guess that's not her fault.
2. Ugly. FLEE. FLEE FLEE FLEE. RUN FOR THE HILLS IT'S AN UGGO.
Examples: Sloper's mom.
1. Millicent Bulstrode.
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| 002. |
[Jun. 29th, 2009|11:49 am] |
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Well fuck. |
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| 001. |
[Jun. 27th, 2009|12:40 pm] |
What in the fuc is this supposed to be for exactly? |
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